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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A cultur...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husba...

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called... "IT professionals" 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off" 3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present... It’s just that, one loves too much, And the other loves too many, 4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! 5. Philosophy of life at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD; Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 6. What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..! 7. someone has rightly...

AGAINST ALL ODDS REACH UP! HELPS POST ELECTION VIOLENCE VICTIM PICK UP PIECES It is not everyday that you meet people who are determined to make it in life no matter what is thrown at them. Many people tend to give up when they face a series of endless problems. Meet Nashon Okwemba, a 31 year old who is not about to give up no matter what. For Nashon, life has not been all rosy. It all started in August 2007 when he was involved in a greasily road accident that led to fracturing of some of his bones. For a man whose passion was farming, this was a major blow as it meant he had to be paralyzed for some time and thus was not able to do his farm work. They say calamity never strikes singly and when it rains, it pours and for Nashon the accident was just a tip of the iceberg. Even before his wounds had healed, things took an uglier turn. In December 2007 violence broke out in Kenya following a dispute over Presidential election results. Tribes turned against each other, killing and b...

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING...

A man went in a search of truth. The first religious man he met was sitting under tree, just out side his own village. He asked, " i am searching for truth master. pls tell me the characteristics, His description was very simple. He said, " you find him sitting under such and such tree, sitting in such and such posture, his hand making such and such gestures- that is enough to know he is the true master, The seeker started searching, It is said that thirty years passed while he wandered the whole earth. He visited many places but never met the master, He met many master but none were true master. He return to his own village completely exhausted,. As he was returning he was surprised, he could not believe it, that old man was seated under the same tree, and how he could see that this was the very that the old man had spoken of "...... he will be sitting under such and such tree ....." and his posture was exactly as he had described. "It was the same...

I Want To Go Back To The Time When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL, Not FAKE. When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING, Not PROMOTIONS. When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE, Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS. When DAD Was The Only HERO, Not DEPP Or TOM. When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG, Not The GIRL-FRIENDS' /BOY-FRIENDS'. When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth, Not Your DESIGNATION. When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS, Not Your MANAGER.When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES, Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks. When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS, Not The DYING HEARTS. And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW, Not For YEARS & YEARS.