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I've learned ... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned ... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned ... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned ... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned ... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned ... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I've learned ... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned ... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned ... That money doesn't b...

This is the question from Year 2001 Harvard's Science Research Use of calculator is prohibited The question is....If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3= 125 4 = 625 5 =? ... . . . . . . . . Answer at the bottom . . . . . . Answer is =1 Have u forgotten 1=5? Got it wrong? ..No wonder MOST of us did not get into Harvard !!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A cultur...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husba...

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called... "IT professionals" 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off" 3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present... It’s just that, one loves too much, And the other loves too many, 4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! 5. Philosophy of life at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD; Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 6. What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..! 7. someone has rightly...

AGAINST ALL ODDS REACH UP! HELPS POST ELECTION VIOLENCE VICTIM PICK UP PIECES It is not everyday that you meet people who are determined to make it in life no matter what is thrown at them. Many people tend to give up when they face a series of endless problems. Meet Nashon Okwemba, a 31 year old who is not about to give up no matter what. For Nashon, life has not been all rosy. It all started in August 2007 when he was involved in a greasily road accident that led to fracturing of some of his bones. For a man whose passion was farming, this was a major blow as it meant he had to be paralyzed for some time and thus was not able to do his farm work. They say calamity never strikes singly and when it rains, it pours and for Nashon the accident was just a tip of the iceberg. Even before his wounds had healed, things took an uglier turn. In December 2007 violence broke out in Kenya following a dispute over Presidential election results. Tribes turned against each other, killing and b...