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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon . Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful dirty

Maybe. . We were supposed to meet the Wrong people before meeting the right One so that, when we finally meet the Right person, we will know how to be Grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness Closes, another opens; but, often Times, we look so long at the closed Door that we don't even see the new One which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't Know what we have until we lose it, But it is also true that we don't know What we have been missing until it Arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people Don't necessarily have the best of Everything;

A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..all of them laughed like crazy  After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time... He cracked the same one again and no one laughed, Then he smiled and said "when you cant laugh on the same joke again and again they why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again". Forget the past and MOVE ON.  

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A". Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?" Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased. The professor continues to wrack his brain over

Positive Thoughts WHAT YOU DID The world will provide you with stones everyday. What you build out of it, is your choice... Wall, Road or a Bridge... You may even choose to do nothing. At the end, world will know you by what you did with it. SEASONS OF LIFE Life at any time can become difficult. Life at any time can become easy. Good or Bad, they are seasons of life. It all depends upon, how you take on life and adjust to these seasons. LEADING YOU TO LIGHT The road will be dark; and you might not know the way, Yet, with the goal in sight; be certain you won't stray. It will give you all the strength; and will take you through. Keep your eyes upon the goal, keep it always in your sight. It will help you don the crooked road, and lead you to the light. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING If you look at what you do not have in life; You don't have anything. If you look at what you have in life; You have everything. DEVOTE YOURSELF So man

You are strong... when you take off your grief and teach yourself to smile. You are Brave... when you over come your fears and help others to do the same. You are Happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. You are Loving.... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. You are wise.... when you know the limits of your wisdom. You are True.... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. You are Alive.... when tomorrow's hope means more to you then yesterday;s mistakes.  You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. You are Free... when you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others.  You are Honorable... when you believe your honor is to respect others honour. You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give. You are Humble.... when y

Just because no one has been fortunate enough to realize what a gold mine you are, doesn't mean you shine any less. Just because no one has been smart enough to figure out that you can't be topped, doesn't stop you from being the best. Just because no one has come along to share your life, doesn't mean that day isn't coming. Just because no one has made this race worthwhile, doesn't give you permission to stop running. Just because no one has realized how much of a woman you are, doesn't mean they can effect your femininity. Just because no one has come to take the loneliness away, doesn't mean you have to settle for a lower quality. Just because no one has shown up who can love you on your level, doesn't mean you have to sink to theirs. Just because you deserve the very best there is, doesn't mean that life is always fair. Just because God is still preparing your king, doesn't mean that you're not alrea

1. My attitude towards books.I dont like reading!I hate books and anything that puts a strain on my mind.Ad rather wait for the movie version of a book than read a whole 500 plus pages. 2. Am too frank. Pretending is not my forte,i tell it as it is, if i dont like you i will not pretend with a fake smile and all... 3. Am good at keeping grudges. As said in an earlier blogpost,i rarely get angry but when i do it finds a permanent residence in my heart. I do not subscribe to the forgive and forget gibberish! 4. Am a joker even in situations that require seriousness! Am always trying to look for the funny side of things which may be annoying in some cases where seriousness is needed. 5. Am a last minuter. Sometime back,i used to be punctual,doing everything on time. Somewhere along the line,i lost track of time and nowadays you can find me struggling to finish tasks minutes before the deadline. 6. Am too critical. I blame this on the editing courses i did in campus that taught