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I've learned ... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned ... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned ... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned ... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned ... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned ... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned ... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned ... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I've learned ... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned ... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned ... That money doesn't b

This is the question from Year 2001 Harvard's Science Research Use of calculator is prohibited The question is....If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3= 125 4 = 625 5 =? ... . . . . . . . . Answer at the bottom . . . . . . Answer is =1 Have u forgotten 1=5? Got it wrong? ..No wonder MOST of us did not get into Harvard !!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A cultur

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husba

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called... "IT professionals" 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off" 3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present... It’s just that, one loves too much, And the other loves too many, 4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! 5. Philosophy of life at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD; Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 6. What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..! 7. someone has rightly

AGAINST ALL ODDS REACH UP! HELPS POST ELECTION VIOLENCE VICTIM PICK UP PIECES It is not everyday that you meet people who are determined to make it in life no matter what is thrown at them. Many people tend to give up when they face a series of endless problems. Meet Nashon Okwemba, a 31 year old who is not about to give up no matter what. For Nashon, life has not been all rosy. It all started in August 2007 when he was involved in a greasily road accident that led to fracturing of some of his bones. For a man whose passion was farming, this was a major blow as it meant he had to be paralyzed for some time and thus was not able to do his farm work. They say calamity never strikes singly and when it rains, it pours and for Nashon the accident was just a tip of the iceberg. Even before his wounds had healed, things took an uglier turn. In December 2007 violence broke out in Kenya following a dispute over Presidential election results. Tribes turned against each other, killing and b

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED. FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING

A man went in a search of truth. The first religious man he met was sitting under tree, just out side his own village. He asked, " i am searching for truth master. pls tell me the characteristics, His description was very simple. He said, " you find him sitting under such and such tree, sitting in such and such posture, his hand making such and such gestures- that is enough to know he is the true master, The seeker started searching, It is said that thirty years passed while he wandered the whole earth. He visited many places but never met the master, He met many master but none were true master. He return to his own village completely exhausted,. As he was returning he was surprised, he could not believe it, that old man was seated under the same tree, and how he could see that this was the very that the old man had spoken of "...... he will be sitting under such and such tree ....." and his posture was exactly as he had described. "It was the same

I Want To Go Back To The Time When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL, Not FAKE. When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING, Not PROMOTIONS. When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE, Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS. When DAD Was The Only HERO, Not DEPP Or TOM. When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG, Not The GIRL-FRIENDS' /BOY-FRIENDS'. When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth, Not Your DESIGNATION. When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS, Not Your MANAGER.When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES, Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks. When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS, Not The DYING HEARTS. And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW, Not For YEARS & YEARS.

A GHOST STORY This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John , desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't oN.The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John , paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.Sh

Its nt so complicated! The nyc men r ugly, the handsom men r not nyc, the handsom n nyc men are gay, the handsom,nyc n str8 men are maried, the men who are not so handsome,but are nyc men hav no money, the men who are not so handsom,but are nyc with money think we are only afta their money, the handsom men without money are afta our money, the handsom men,who are nt so nyc and somewhat str8 dont think w are beautiful enuf, the men who thnk w r beautiful,dat r str8,somwat nyc and hav money r pigs, the men who are somwat handsom,somwat nyc n hav some money and thank God r str8 are shy n neva make da 1st move, the men who neva make da 1st move,automaticaly loose intrst in us when w take da initiative, NOW WHO IN DA WORLD UNDASTANDS MEN??! .

A group of Moi university alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer, Kembo Sure. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, Kembo Sure said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups." "Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cup

A LITTLE BIRD was flying south for winter. it was so cold,the bird froze and fell to the ground. while it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung. As the frozen bird lay there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung it began to realise how warm it was. the dung was actually thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung and promptly dug him out and ate him! MORAL OF THE STORY NOT EVERYONE WHO DROPS SHIT ON YOU IS YOUR ENEMY NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS YOUR FRIEND AND WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

A TURKEY WAS CHATTING WITH A BULL, "i would love to get to the top of that tree,but i havent got the enrgy,said the turkey well,why dont you nibble on some of my droppings,replied the bull,they are packed with nutrients. the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree . the next day after eating more dung he reached the second branch. Finally aftera fortnight,there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree. MORAL OF THE STORY: BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP,BUT IT WONT KEEP YOU THERE.

A crow was sitting on a tree,doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him "can i alsosit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered,"sure,why not" so the rabbiy sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden,a fox appeared,jumped on the rabbit and ate it! MORAL OF THE STORY TO BE SITTING AND DOING NOTHING YOU MUST BE SITTING VERY,VERY HIGH UP!

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he asked the waiter: "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still li

A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said, "Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter." The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through the pasture out the back gate. The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out the back gate. The door opened a t

I woke up early excited over all I got to, do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfil today. Iam important. My job is to choose what kind of day Iam going to have. Today I can complain because the weather is rainy or... I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free. Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or.. I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my purchases wisely and guide me away from waste. Today I can grumble about my health or... I can rejoice that Iam alive. Today I can lament over all that my parents didn't give me when I was growing up or... I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born. Today I can cry because roses have thorns or... I can celebrate that thorns have roses. Today I can mourn my lack of friend or... I can excitedly embark upon a quest to didcover new relationships. Today I can whine because I have to go to work or... I can shout for joy because I h

Leadership Lesson +ve MENTAL ATTITUDE A milk vendor used to sell milk on his motor cycle in a town. He was carrying four milk cans, two on each side of his vehicle .. One day, while he was calling on a house, two students approached his motor cycle and pushed frogs one each in two cans. The happy frogs started finding themselves in a tight position. The frog in one of the cans studied the situation. It made a SWOT analysis. His strength was – to swim effectively in any liquid. He recollects from his "WISDOM BANK" that most difficult times come only for a short time and will not last long. He starts swimming and swimming and finds himself sitting on a butter lump formed due to the churning action of his swimming. He is now safe for a while. When the milk vendor opens the cans for his next call, the frog leaps to his freedom . The frog in other can does not turn on his attitudinal bulb. He blames the student for his misery and started cursing him. He blames God for maki

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing 1. F***ing once a week is good for health, but is harmful if done everyday. 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body. 3.F***ing refreshes You 4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for Liquids. 5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level. 6. F***ing reduces weight for sure...... "FASTing" is really good for Health !!!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what? Who's in a hurry? Money is not everything There's MasterCard & Visa. Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. One should love animals They are so tasty. Love thy neighbor But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject When two's company, three's the result! A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view Love is

A dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head....... THAT DOGS AND POLITICIANS ARE ONE AND THE SAME THING!!!

Chances are youve heard this question posed so many times,its almost becoming a cliche(speaking of cliches,have you ever wondered who it is that decides what word/expression and when the said becomes a cliche??) Tafakari hayo! Back to our story on names,juzi i was watching some comedy series called modern family ala sh!t my dad says(ka hujawatch hii uko down ka *insert downest thing you know here*),very hilarious comedy,its one of those comedies once you press play,you dont want to pause! In one of the episodes,a couple bitterly argue and almost end their marriage after failing to agree on what name to give their newborn daughter! Silly you may think,especially if like yours trully you havent had somebody or something to name! That episode reminded me of my elder siz's frantic search for a suitable name for her yet to be born daughter sometime last year. Everyday she could ask us to suggest possible names. And so each day we could throw in names such as noma,agneta(my grandmas n

one day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is g

Here is a story that I would like to share with you today. Once there was an old and very wise man. Every day he would sit outside a gas station in his rocking chair and wait to greet motorists as they passed through his small town. On this day, his granddaughter knelt down at the foot of his chair and slowly passed the time with him. As they sat and watched the people come and go, a tall man who surely had to be a tourist -- since they knew everyone in the town -- began looking around as if he were checking out the area for a place to live. The stranger walked up and asked,"So what kind of town is this that we're in?" The older gentleman slowly turned to the man and replied," Well, what kind of town are you from?" The tourist said,"In the town I'm from everyone is very critical of each other. The neighbours all gossip about everyone, and it's a real negative place to live. I'm sure glad to be leaving. It is not a very cheerful place. &q

There once lived a wise man in a village. So it hurt him very much when the village headman told him, "Your son doesn't know, what's more valuable, gold or silver." The wise man called his son and asked, "What is more valuable - gold or silver?" Gold," said the son. "That is correct. Why is it then that the village headman makes fun of you & claims you do not know the value of gold or silver? Explain this to me, son." Father asked. So the son told "Every day on my way to school, the village headman calls me to his house. He holds out a silver coin in one hand and a gold coin in other. He asks me to pick up the more valuable coin. I pick the silver coin. He laughs & makes fun of me. And then I go to school. This happens every day. That is why he told you." The father was confused. "Why don't you pick up the gold coin?" he asked. In response, the son took the father to his room and showed him a

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When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX)and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX, and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly.   Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure.   Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.   Finally he switched to MS-Condom . To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He used it happily.   Three months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft.   He got his reply from Microsoft: . . What do u think is Microsoft's reply...........??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Think ....

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these thi

Three golfers are walking down the fairway. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When

A lovely illustration of God being our JEHOVAH JIREH!!!! During World War II, a US marine was separated from his unit on a Pacific island. The fighting had been intense, and in the smoke and the crossfire he had lost touch with his comrades. Alone in the jungle, he could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves. Although safe for the moment, he realized that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed. As he waited, he prayed, Lord, if it be your will, please protect me. Whatever your will though, I love you and trust you. Amen. After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, well, I guess the Lord isn't going to help me out of this one. Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave. As he

  If each grain of sand were to say : One grain does not make a mountain, There would be no land. If each drop of water were to say : One drop does not make an ocean, There would be no sea. If each note of music were to say : Each note does not make a symphony, There would be no melody. If each word were to say : One word does not make a library, There would be no book. If each brick were to say : One brick does not make a wall, There would be no house. If each seed were to say : One seed does not make a field, There would be no harvest. If each of us were to say :

At Age 4...... Success is..... Not peeing in your pants At Age 6...... Success is ..... Finding your way home - From school At Age 12.... Success is... Having friends At Age 18.... Success is... Having a driver's license At Age 20..... Success is ... Having money At Age 35..... Success is... Having money At Age 45.....Success is... Having money At Age 55...... Success is... Having money At Age 60.....Success is.... Having money At Age

man once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God.     Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?"     "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need   only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."     The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked.   "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work.     "Where are you going to install the idol?" The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high.     "If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked. The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."  

1st yea    r       students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY, e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his ow

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners Asked her students Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having   dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael: "Just a minute I have to go pee." Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite." Teacher: "What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter: "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.   I'll be right back." Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word Bathroom at the dinner table." Teacher: "And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once   And show us your good manners?" Little Johnny: "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment?   I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am Hoping you will get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted......

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six" and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said, "ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said? Come on guys put on your thinking caps & get the solution.... .. ..... ..... ......... Don't keep scrolling... .... think about the answer ....... ........ Ans: - 3 The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking. He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five".

...three very drunk men stopped a taxi. Seeing as they were too drunk the taxi driver thought he could play around with their intoxicated minds. So he switched on the engine then switched it off. He then turned to the men and said" we have arrived!" the first man thanked him and gave him money for the fare,the second man,did as the first man had done,thanked the driver and paid. The third man slapped stood and slapped the driver, and this shocked the driver. "what was that for?" he asked? :x :> :x ;> :o "next time drive carefully,you almost killed us with that speed," replied the third man.

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon . Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful dirty