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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A cultur

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husba

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called... "IT professionals" 2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off" 3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present... It’s just that, one loves too much, And the other loves too many, 4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! 5. Philosophy of life at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD; Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 6. What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..! 7. someone has rightly