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Hi Boss, ave discovered that.... People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... get promoted That's why I spend most of my time blogging,facebooking,sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a promotion !!!!!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot co

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY? The writer dreamt and wrote it down. This is nice and it is so true : I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, ' This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received. I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been reques

Being lost in thought, thinking about things to do, what's been done, what could have been done... Is not only tiring but also a brilliant way to waste energy. It diminishes your peacefulness and clouds your clarity. Every time you become lost in thought it means exactly that - you are lost! To find yourself, allow your mind to become quiet, to become utterly tranquil. In the quiet depths of every being, there is a stillness that contains a deep inner peace and wisdom that can guide you in your life.

wont say much but to survive in groupos you got to have lots of patience and be able to cope with different opersonalities all of which are importANT FOR THE SUCCESS OF THE GROUP!! THATS ALL AL SAY FOR TODAY

still trying to get what this years big brother is upto!ave had enough of the immorality tho" and would like to see this show end as soon as possible.....it may be rated 18 bt the kind of stuff viewers are seeing on their screen is just too nmuch garbage..and someone tell sheila the cool stunts she is trying to pull eg kissing chics,smoking and cursing just aint cool at all!...in my opinion she is the strongest female contestant in the house but viewers just cant seem to stand these mannerisms...and what was that she said about the constitution?please whoever goes to pick her up at the airport tell this lass we passed the constitution last month and not last week!!!!and who still calls herself kwambox?! that so shao!

Everyday presents with it new opportunities and experiences to encounter. And this was the case for the over 50 new Digital Opportunity  Trust (DOT)interns when they set out to travel all the way to Sagana  105 km East of Nairobi for a two week training program.The interns are made up of young people of different ethnic backgrounds and thus present a cultural as well as a social extravaganza. They were selected from over 1000 applicants to represent the seven provinces. This meant spending long hours on the road and it wasn’t until the third day that all the expected interns had arrived.The physical exhaustion was soon washed away by the architectural beauty of the compound .From the vegetation, comfortable rooms to a finger-licking balance diet it is just what the interns needed to make their training period as interesting . The fun during training is further enhanced by the DOT facilitators all of whom are very knowledgeable and are more than willing to deliver the knowledge to the e

Life is fun.Each day you get to experience new things and new people. New people present new opportunities for you to learn more.The way you relate to these people will help bring out the best or worst in you. Coming to sagana for instance has helped us meet different peo[ple.  Anwar is a lovely chap,always seeking to solve the group problems. Philip on the other hand is an introvert but  if you hang around him long enough you discover he has a sense of humor. There is Liza,whos crazy but in a funny way. Its only day two  yet she has a nickname for almost everyone  eg moodswings,psycho,furafura,fashion police etc. There is christine ,liza's top accomplice who cant stop whining about this or that. Those are some of the characters i have met here.Am glad coz despite our different personalities and backgrounds we are able to relate well and bring out the best in us.