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I woke up early excited over all I got to, do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfil today. Iam important. My job is to choose what kind of day Iam going to have. Today I can complain because the weather is rainy or... I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free. Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or.. I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my purchases wisely and guide me away from waste. Today I can grumble about my health or... I can rejoice that Iam alive. Today I can lament over all that my parents didn't give me when I was growing up or... I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born. Today I can cry because roses have thorns or... I can celebrate that thorns have roses. Today I can mourn my lack of friend or... I can excitedly embark upon a quest to didcover new relationships. Today I can whine because I have to go to work or... I can shout for joy because I h

Leadership Lesson +ve MENTAL ATTITUDE A milk vendor used to sell milk on his motor cycle in a town. He was carrying four milk cans, two on each side of his vehicle .. One day, while he was calling on a house, two students approached his motor cycle and pushed frogs one each in two cans. The happy frogs started finding themselves in a tight position. The frog in one of the cans studied the situation. It made a SWOT analysis. His strength was – to swim effectively in any liquid. He recollects from his "WISDOM BANK" that most difficult times come only for a short time and will not last long. He starts swimming and swimming and finds himself sitting on a butter lump formed due to the churning action of his swimming. He is now safe for a while. When the milk vendor opens the cans for his next call, the frog leaps to his freedom . The frog in other can does not turn on his attitudinal bulb. He blames the student for his misery and started cursing him. He blames God for maki

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing 1. F***ing once a week is good for health, but is harmful if done everyday. 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body. 3.F***ing refreshes You 4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for Liquids. 5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level. 6. F***ing reduces weight for sure...... "FASTing" is really good for Health !!!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what? Who's in a hurry? Money is not everything There's MasterCard & Visa. Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. One should love animals They are so tasty. Love thy neighbor But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is one woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject When two's company, three's the result! A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view Love is

A dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head....... THAT DOGS AND POLITICIANS ARE ONE AND THE SAME THING!!!

Chances are youve heard this question posed so many times,its almost becoming a cliche(speaking of cliches,have you ever wondered who it is that decides what word/expression and when the said becomes a cliche??) Tafakari hayo! Back to our story on names,juzi i was watching some comedy series called modern family ala sh!t my dad says(ka hujawatch hii uko down ka *insert downest thing you know here*),very hilarious comedy,its one of those comedies once you press play,you dont want to pause! In one of the episodes,a couple bitterly argue and almost end their marriage after failing to agree on what name to give their newborn daughter! Silly you may think,especially if like yours trully you havent had somebody or something to name! That episode reminded me of my elder siz's frantic search for a suitable name for her yet to be born daughter sometime last year. Everyday she could ask us to suggest possible names. And so each day we could throw in names such as noma,agneta(my grandmas n

one day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is g

Here is a story that I would like to share with you today. Once there was an old and very wise man. Every day he would sit outside a gas station in his rocking chair and wait to greet motorists as they passed through his small town. On this day, his granddaughter knelt down at the foot of his chair and slowly passed the time with him. As they sat and watched the people come and go, a tall man who surely had to be a tourist -- since they knew everyone in the town -- began looking around as if he were checking out the area for a place to live. The stranger walked up and asked,"So what kind of town is this that we're in?" The older gentleman slowly turned to the man and replied," Well, what kind of town are you from?" The tourist said,"In the town I'm from everyone is very critical of each other. The neighbours all gossip about everyone, and it's a real negative place to live. I'm sure glad to be leaving. It is not a very cheerful place. &q

There once lived a wise man in a village. So it hurt him very much when the village headman told him, "Your son doesn't know, what's more valuable, gold or silver." The wise man called his son and asked, "What is more valuable - gold or silver?" Gold," said the son. "That is correct. Why is it then that the village headman makes fun of you & claims you do not know the value of gold or silver? Explain this to me, son." Father asked. So the son told "Every day on my way to school, the village headman calls me to his house. He holds out a silver coin in one hand and a gold coin in other. He asks me to pick up the more valuable coin. I pick the silver coin. He laughs & makes fun of me. And then I go to school. This happens every day. That is why he told you." The father was confused. "Why don't you pick up the gold coin?" he asked. In response, the son took the father to his room and showed him a