microsoft condoms

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun,
SCO(UNIX)and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo,
CondomiX, and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained
to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly.

Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard".
They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying
structure.

Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time
he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his
wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.

Finally he switched to MS-Condom . To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He used it happily.

Three months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry
and complained to Microsoft.

He got his reply from Microsoft:
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. A PATCH IS COMING SOON...!

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