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getting old aint no easy task at all hehe

Three golfers are walking down the fairway.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
 
 
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
 
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all." "
Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
 
 
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
 
 
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight.
 
 
You pee every morning at 6:00 am and poop every morning at 6:30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until seven."

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