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A LITTLE BIRD was flying south for winter. it was so cold,the bird froze and fell to the ground. while it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung. As the frozen bird lay there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung it began to realise how warm it was. the dung was actually thawing him out! he lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung and promptly dug him out and ate him! MORAL OF THE STORY NOT EVERYONE WHO DROPS SHIT ON YOU IS YOUR ENEMY NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS YOUR FRIEND AND WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

A TURKEY WAS CHATTING WITH A BULL, "i would love to get to the top of that tree,but i havent got the enrgy,said the turkey well,why dont you nibble on some of my droppings,replied the bull,they are packed with nutrients. the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree . the next day after eating more dung he reached the second branch. Finally aftera fortnight,there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree. MORAL OF THE STORY: BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP,BUT IT WONT KEEP YOU THERE.

A crow was sitting on a tree,doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him "can i alsosit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered,"sure,why not" so the rabbiy sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden,a fox appeared,jumped on the rabbit and ate it! MORAL OF THE STORY TO BE SITTING AND DOING NOTHING YOU MUST BE SITTING VERY,VERY HIGH UP!

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. Suddenly he asked the waiter: "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still li...

A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said, "Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter." The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through the pasture out the back gate. The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out the back gate. The door opened a t...