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heres the main difference between men and women!!!!

MEN:


1. Most men are extremely busy.


2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.



WOMEN:


1. The most important thing for most women is financial security.


2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.


3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to
wear.


4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.


5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an
old rag".


6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect
you to compliment them.


7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.

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